It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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