What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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