We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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