In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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