I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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