i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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