wat bout pragnant strippers??
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
