i barfeds in our rink
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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