It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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