Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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