I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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