you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
