we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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