Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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