Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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