toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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