no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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