He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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