New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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