The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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