I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
what day is it and did you see me today?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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