Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I'm really busy with my period
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