How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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