So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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