I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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