dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i wish my penis had a tongue
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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