we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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