my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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