Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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