porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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