So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Randomize
