3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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