HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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