i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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