Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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