I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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