I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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