This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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