So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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