Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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