she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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