You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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