I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
