I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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