hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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