we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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