My brain says no but my pants say off.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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