yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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