Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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