ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The struggles of a small town man whore
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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