But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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